Wednesday, May 20, 2009
eek- ugh- ouch
sooo i sprained my little pinkie finger yesterday. WHO KNEW it would hurt to move your whole hand when the littlest appendage is black & blue & swollen?! I created a makeshift finger splint to hold the finger straight & in place with two large paperclips and adhesive tape.
I thought it would be a really cool idea to try to swing one of my legs over to dismount from the bike when it was still moving. Miscalculating the amount of space needed to accomplish such a maneuver, i lost my balance a little bit and hit my hand really hard on a car side mirror. I do not recommend trying this bicycle trick if 1.) You haven't ridden a bike in a long time. 2.) You're borrowing the bike from someone who is taller then you- thus requiring more balance to stay on.
I secretly have always wanted to sprain a finger, so I count this as an exciting day in my life. One more thing to check off the Life To Do List.
Better go change out my ice pack...
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
thinking about my arm fanny
St Paul Club reception
I kept wanting to call the happy couple- Jilly and Jim.
Please notice my wicked, sweet shoes. (That's the point of this shot)
Friday, May 15, 2009
duck... duck... no goose
Thursday, May 14, 2009
uninspired title
I've been running around like a crazy person these days. There's always some place to go and someone to see. In the midst of all that, I finished Project Runway season 4 (courtesy of Netflix). That's right people, I started up my netflix again. Anxiously awaiting the May 19th release of Friday Night Lights (Season 3?)--> whatever the next one is. Such a good show...highly recommend.
But, I think I hit it. The part in adulthood when life begins to feel routine. I despise routine. I try to pretend like life isn't a routine by seeing different people & doing different things- but each day always starts the same way. I wake up to a double alarm- utilize the snooze feature at least 4 times. (it's getting bad, i know) Disgruntlingly get out of bed and start my coffee maker as I drag myself to the shower. Eyes closed or slightly cracked to see where I'm going. Shield my face against the horribly awful growing lights now illuminating the laundry room part of my basement to mindblowingly inappropriate brightness. (ask me how i really feel...ha) Most of you know how I feel about light in the morning... I can feel the wave of rage begin to rise. Anywho- I shower. Barely managing to open my eyes by the end. Brush teeth, dry hair, makeup, lotion, clothes, coffee, pack lunch, run out the door to inevitable lateness. Argh. Stupid routine. I wanna blow it all off- sleep in, NOT shower, and go lay on the beach for the day.
Dear Summer,
Please come soon. Bring me lots of days with clear skies and bright sun.
Please make me tan.
Your Friend, melody
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gold nugget
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
leader of the pack
Thursday, May 7, 2009
obscure and unrelated snippits
1. I got a tetanus/whooping cough shot three days ago and my arm still hurts.
2. Overgeneralization in progress: I've decided people who shop at Walmart move SO SLOW. Why is this? I mean, compared to the fast paced Target shopper there is a difference.
3. As far as lunch goes, I made a bold switch to turkey instead of ham. Ham seems very winter-ish to me. I'm all about the Spring theme right now.
4. My armpits leak when I am cold. It's not smelly and I wear deodorant, but they still leak. Sometimes just one. I'm happy to say I'm not a freak of society, in fact- this happens to many women.
5. I really hate clutter. Especially the stuff that falls into the 'We'll-keep-this-extra-thing-just-in-case-the-other-one-goes' category. Seriously, keep the nicer one and just GET RID OF THE CLUTTER.
6. Garage sales are nice. Estate sales are better.
7. We burned boxes representing our sins after youth group last night. The firepit was in a medium sized, fenced in area that looked like a giant kitty litter box.
8. Someday I think I will write funny things with a Sharpie all over the stuff in someone's fridge. That way, they'll be smiling for alot of days.
9. I got in trouble at church last night with one of my 12th graders for bodysurfacing down the hall on wheely seats. Grownups spoil all the fun.
10. I've been easily startled, disoriented, and dizzy these days. Sorta feels like having my head in a cloud when allergies attack.
11. Today my playlist includes: Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen, Love Me Two Times by The Doors, Paint it Black by The Rolling Stones, For No One by The Beatles.
12. People waste alot of time in the day by using the bathroom facilities.
13. I have good ovaries, doc says.
14. Why do things magically fix themselves once you get it to the store and begin explaining the problem to the Customer Service people? It sure makes a person look dumb.
15. My alligator Chia pet is growing to mammoth-sized proportions.
Monday, May 4, 2009
I want a gun.
I'll keep my guns, freedom, and money- you can keep the "change"!
Also- there is an elementary school in St Paul trying to change it's name to Barack and Michelle Obama Service Learning Elementary. (http://www.minnpost.com/dailyglean/2009/04/10/7982/daily_glean_will_st_paul_school_be_states_first_named_for_obama)
Ridiculous. The man has only been in office 100+ days and hasn't done anything noteworthy yet.
Cue song...
"Some trust in government, I trust in the name of the Lord my God."